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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

You Cant Make an Alcoholic Quit Drinking....

This guy went into the bar Friday night and ordered three beers. In fact, every Friday night he went into the bar and ordered three beers and drank them all by himself. Three beers...every Friday night. Not 2. Never 4. Always 3. Well, the bartender couldn't figure this out. Without fail this guy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Wouldn't ya know...

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

How Bad a Day Can Anyone Have....

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I can't stand to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate....

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them. 2. Get some hair. Disperse it... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Only in America

Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Can You Tell I'm 50?

Lol...my mom sent me this one!:) Can You Believe I'm Only 50? A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

What if Operateing Systems Ran the Airlines

UNIX Airways: Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then... Sign in to see full entry.

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Quoteable Quips....

I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here. Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I don't approve of political... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

A thru Z Bumper Stickers

I never realized just how many bumper stickers there are out there! 0-60 in 15 minutes! 100% Irony Free 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest? 186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law! 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. 7 days with out Jesus makes one... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 3, 2007

Error messages from Japan

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?....................................................... The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more... Sign in to see full entry.

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About this Blog

Just thought I'd throw in a blog that has little bits of stuff that has been sent to me by email, bulletins, etc... I hope that some of it is entertaining...and I hope not to insulting, if I can insult myself..no one should have to much of a problem with any of this.....:)

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