Monday, April 17, 2006
An Easter To Remember ...
It is said that you learn a great deal about an individual in a time of crisis. If that's the case, then I am extremely worried about the safety and well-being of my granddaughter. In a time of crisis, her parents (my son-in-law and daughter) were reduced to undecisive shaking mounds of jello....
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Loser Criuser
Eldest Daughter's car is in the shop, her rent still hasn't been paid, and her biological father told her to F Off, that he wasn't giving her another penny. Since I'm in her area when I drop Girl Genius off at school, I volunteered to give her a ride to work. She was waiting for me on the curb when...
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
What a Week It's Been!
Where to begin? I'm closing 7 home/land packages this month, which is good because my deadbeat Eldest Daughter hasn't paid rent this month and her car is in the shop needing $500 worth of repairs. Her deadbeat husband, whom I truly feel sorry for, can't get in the Army despite there being a fricking...
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Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Anyone here not sleeping with Tom?
Tom is involved in a bitter child custody dispute, but not in the traditional sense. He's paid his ex around $5,000 a month to help her raise their 5 year old son, even though she and her new husband make six figure salaries. Tom wants to get her to take less so he'll have more cash to buy a new...
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Monday, April 3, 2006
When the Cat's Away ...
Better Half will be leaving town for a week on Wednesday, and it will just be me and kid. Should me kind of fun. I mean, she says I wouldn't be hot if I were on the grill and I wouldn't be cool if I was in a freezer. This is parent revenge. I will get to embarrass her for one whole week!
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Sunday, April 2, 2006
A Varation of the Five Second Rule
Everybody's heard of the five second rule. Drop something on the floor, like a fry or a chip, and if you pick it up within five seconds, no harm no foul. Got an early morning phone call from Niccole this morning. Don't cash the earnest money check I gave you yesterday, she said. Me and Karl have...
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Friday, March 31, 2006
Why I get paraniod ...
I've been taking a few puffs every night and am trying to analyze why I get so paranoid. And I think I've figured it out, and no, I am NOT stoned at this moment. I think I get paraniod when I get high because I step out of myself and become conscience of the face I present to the world. When the...
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Thursday, March 30, 2006
Hooray! I'm Getting Four Grand Back on My Income Taxes!
I have a confession to make. I hadn't filed my income taxes for the last three years. But before you want to run me out of the country, here's some lame excuses why: My former CPA flipped out and disappeared with all my records in 2003. I think she suffered a nervous breakdown because she took a...
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Back in the Game!
As of today, I am officially the creative director of a small newspaper in Texas. The publication right now is a Spanish language rag, but just wait until next edition. I drove to the publisher's office today to look at the equipment and ended up casuing them to lose their graphic artist. After...
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Monday, March 27, 2006
If you're hot & on the street, yeah, I whistle!
On my way home from karate, I noticed a really cute high school student holding a bucket and a car wash sign at a stop light. My windows were open, we were but a few feet apart, and she caught my eye and yelled, "Come wash your truck!" batting her eyes, tossing her hair and bouncing ever so...
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