Sunday, January 2, 2005
The Tsunami Relief Effort: Pure Hypocrisy
The other night I came very close to donating a large amount of money to the tsunami relief effort. And by a large amount, I was thinking of somewhere to the tune of a thousand quid (roughly $2,000). After all, I have the money to spare, and obviously there are more people caught up in the natural...
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Friday, December 31, 2004
I’m a Nude Model…
Is that news to you? Well it’s news to me – I thought I was just a registered sex offender, but apparently I’ve also been strutting my naked stuff on instant access websites, like www.look-at-all-the-sailors.co.uk. Of course, not having an eleven inch “love prodder” means I am pretty much barred...
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
Skin Colour Is The Most Convenient Way To Judge A Person
There is a large group of people who believe the universe, and consequently all forms of life and existence, are a direct result of intelligent design, i.e. the creation of God, or at least a God. The main substance of this theory is an assumption that life’s complicated design could have only come...
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Wednesday, December 29, 2004
My Cursed Passport
It seems that every time I leave the country, something bad happens. On Monday, I returned home from a four day Christmas vacation to Europe ’s version of the animated Hell franchise, Euro Disney, in Paris. During my time at the French “fun” park, thousands of people were killed in South Asia, as a...
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Sunday, December 5, 2004
MONEY ISN’T EVERYTHING
I bet that if you was to ask Ariala whether the money she earns on Blogit is the most important reason for her being here, she would say no (if she was being honest). To those who haven’t got it, money is everything. Money is the magic key that can open the door to a world of opportunities, not to...
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Saturday, December 4, 2004
BLOGGER HYPOCRISY
You know those bloggers who whine constantly about how unfair it is their blogs don’t get read by as many people as those blogs which have a ridiculous headline including a variant of the word, ‘blog’? Shit, I’ve forgotten what I was going to say...
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Friday, December 3, 2004
BLOGIT WOMEN
Today I found out there is another attractive woman on Blogit. All together, this brings the total number of Blogit women I’d like to mate with to three. Fantastic! When looking for attractive women on Blogit who I’m never going to meet, I take great care in confirming the picture of a female...
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Thursday, December 2, 2004
WHEN EDITORS GO BAD
The other day I submitted a satirical piece to a website, the name of which won’t be given for reasons that will appear vaguely obvious later. Two days after submitting the article, I received an email from the editor, telling me he would consider using it for next week’s updated site. All I had to...
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Wednesday, December 1, 2004
DEBUNKING COMMON MYTHS.
Some of you may have noticed that a lot of people around you tend to talk a lot of rubbish, also showing a willingness to believe rubbish (you may have also noticed that the title of this blog sounds like a washing powder commercial). Just take Republicans and Christian Conservatives for an example....
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Monday, November 22, 2004
BRITISH VERSUS AMERICAN: WHO'S THE DADDY?
When it comes to competing against our American rivals, us Brits usually find ourselves on the losing side. One instance that comes to mind straight away is the Olympics, where American athletes put British athletes to shame, usually forcing them to sell their self respect to the first person who is...
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