Thursday, December 2, 2004
WHEN EDITORS GO BAD
The other day I submitted a satirical piece to a website, the name of which won’t be given for reasons that will appear vaguely obvious later. Two days after submitting the article, I received an email from the editor, telling me he would consider using it for next week’s updated site. All I had to...
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Wednesday, December 1, 2004
DEBUNKING COMMON MYTHS.
Some of you may have noticed that a lot of people around you tend to talk a lot of rubbish, also showing a willingness to believe rubbish (you may have also noticed that the title of this blog sounds like a washing powder commercial). Just take Republicans and Christian Conservatives for an example....
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Monday, November 22, 2004
BRITISH VERSUS AMERICAN: WHO'S THE DADDY?
When it comes to competing against our American rivals, us Brits usually find ourselves on the losing side. One instance that comes to mind straight away is the Olympics, where American athletes put British athletes to shame, usually forcing them to sell their self respect to the first person who is...
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Sunday, November 21, 2004
THINKING MATERIAL FOR THE MENTALLY BORED...
Some people say that religions like Christianity are a system for controlling large masses of people through fear. If Hell, or anywhere similar was never mentioned in the Bible, i.e., no threats of eternal damnation spent drowning in fire, would Christianity be able to exist? Is Hell, or the fear of...
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I WANT KELLI TO GIVE ME MORE RESPECT.
I received quite a large and detailed email last night from a blogger called Kelli. I'm sure she won't mind me mentioning it. The email read as follows: I would respect you more... if you had some balls. You know, I would also respect myself more if I had some balls. I can't tell you how...
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Saturday, November 20, 2004
THE POWER OF CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE
Is there any truth in the old saying that you can't judge a book by its cover? The answer is yes, sometimes. The other day I purchased a book based on its title, a front cover endorsement ("multi-million copy best selling author"), and a front cover claim that the book would teach me "10 ways to tap...
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Friday, November 19, 2004
WHO WANTS TO BE A TERRORIST?
I'm looking for people who want to pursue the exciting and rewarding career of terrorism, as I have just started a brand new terrorist group. At present, I am the only member of said group. The name of my terrorist group is Al-Mujahadeen-Chris. Remember it well, for it will soon be recognised as the...
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