Dear readers, You may have noticed my infrequent posts. I have been busy screwing my tree. Sure I could have phrased that better, but it would have ruined the double entendre. While it is true, it is also a lie, I did not screw my tree, I let a professional do that boring job. You see, the tree has a very pronounced crotch (it’s a real tree term) that weakens the tree and is prone to breaking the tree in two and also letting in unwanted pests. The tree might break and then it would be I who was... Sign in to see full entry.