Warped thoughts: The search for dark matter

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Monday, August 6, 2012

The search for dark matter

Scientists are all a-twitter over the hunt for the mysterious “dark matter.” Lead technician on the search Ivnawtt Gottaklu commented, “the darker it is the more it matters!” It seems if you really understand numbers and geeky formulas, that the universe should have more matter than these same smart people think it really has. Confounding the search is the problem that no one can see dark matter. Which, of course, is why it’s called dark. When it’s daylight, one can’t see the dark matter because... Sign in to see full entry.

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