Warped thoughts: A new on-line dating service

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Sunday, July 29, 2012

A new on-line dating service

Are you horribly ugly? Do you even stand a chance of getting a date? If you’re a member of the cracked mirror society, you too can meet your match. Just fill out the profile and be brutally honest. When you were little, did your parents give you a pork chop just so the dog would play with you? Do Vultures flying overhead avert their eyes at your presence? When the local theater presents “Beauty and the Beast” do they cast you as the Beast to save on costumes and makeup? Well, if that’s what’s... Sign in to see full entry.

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