Why you shouldn’t dig thistles in the nude…
And other things I shouldn’t have to tell you. Nude ice skating for example, you really need more padding for butt plants. Never ride a wild bull in a prom dress. Wild bulls in prom dresses are already mighty agitated. Never say to a police officer, “but I only wanted to make sure the speedometer was accurate over 100 miles per hour!” Never tell your shrink fantasies about their mother. Don’t paper train a bull next to the China hutch. And finally, don’t compare London to Salt Lake City or for... Sign in to see full entry.