Warped thoughts: Why did the Rooster cross the road?

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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Why did the Rooster cross the road?

Because he didn’t care why the chicken crossed the road. I hope I didn’t lay an egg there. Out of the pan, into the fire. If it’s true that he who hesitates is lost, what then of he who looks before he leaps? He’s certainly not a Lemming. Lemming’s mothers are often known to chastise the young by saying, “so, you’re not going to jump off the cliff? All the other kids are jumping off the cliff, why not you?” It’s a mixed up shook up world. Paul McCartney turns 70, douses cake with fire... Sign in to see full entry.

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