Warped thoughts: Twilight, the “Thrillogy?”

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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Twilight, the “Thrillogy?”

My wife settled in to watch Twilight and asked if I wanted to join her. “No” I said respectfully, “I’ll skip it.” “Are you sure?” she asked. “Oh, positive!” I replied ever so cleverly, or so I thought. You know those remote controls are painfully accurate, just like my synopsis of one of those Blood Operas. These are biting stories of Vampires (not the kindly ones that work for the IRS) and their search for true love. They are the kind of guys that when they take your daughter out, you hope all... Sign in to see full entry.

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