Warped thoughts: A do-it-yourselfer’s guide to doing things yourself

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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

A do-it-yourselfer’s guide to doing things yourself

Yes, even you can open up that clogged toilet! All it takes is a little gumption, a few tools and a hazmat suit. The first step is to determine if the offending toilet is really clogged or just being sluggish. To do this, flush it as many times as you can as fast as you can. If the bottoms of your pant legs become moist, rest assured, the toilet is clogged. After you mop the mess up, you are ready to save some big bucks by your very own self! Ok, so you’re wondering, “but what about my socks?”... Sign in to see full entry.

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