A top ten list
Top ten reasons I never get anything done. Sitting around making top ten lists. One word, “lazy.” You have to be careful when you scratch those lottery tickets. Hey, I would do something if I could ever get enough sleep. A Polar Bear ate my to-do list, now it’s a doo-doo list. Procrastinator’s club rules forbid getting things done. Spent the day wondering why they call it floss and not tooth string. Contemplated why it’s called “doing nothing” when the minute you do nothing, it becomes... Sign in to see full entry.