Monday, June 29, 2009
Aliens and the Alien Nation
They came in peace they said. I asked why they decided to visit our small planet. They said because it was so small, lots of alien races are interested in compact planets that use fewer natural resources. I asked how big their planet was and they said it made Jupiter look like a spitball. Mostly, they claimed, because if we really knew what Jupiter was made of, it would turn out to be spit. I observed that was disgusting, to which they replied that I really didn’t want to know what Uranus was...
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