Thursday, January 22, 2009
Two frogs and a bass violin
A magician turned me into Shetland Pony. I feel no ill after affects but I am a little hoarse. How about some new clichés for the day? A smart horse doesn’t waste any time, but a smart ass wastes everyone’s time. When young horses are playing grab-ass, do their parents scold them and say, “all right children, no people play!”? I have said before that you can lead a horse to water but you will probably get your shoes wet. That beats what happens when you try to push a horse to water. Why are old...
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