Thursday, July 31, 2008
More lost moments in history
I believe it was Marco Polo who first told the Chinese, “two Wongs don’t make a white!” He was immediately branded as a racist and was forced to wok the dog. Of course he had already let the dogs out and now they were freebirds, which made about as much scents as a votive candle. Of course everyone knows candles can’t vote (unless they are Florida residents, that is) so the whole argument goes up in smoke. Now secondary argument smoke has been shown to cause brain damage, much the same as...
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