Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Why did the fish cross the road?
He obviously thought he was a chicken. In reality he was a sturgeon, high ranking in the fish world, he was the Sturgeon General. We had fish for pets for a while but they never survived playing catch the Frisbee. Maybe they didn’t like those little leashes I got for them, genuine eelskin, probably not cool in the fish world. They also liked to party all day while we were at work. How do I know that? You should see this one coming by now, why they were always tanked, that’s how I know. Cats...
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