Warped thoughts: Stepladder safety from Dr. Fued4thawt.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Stepladder safety from Dr. Fued4thawt.

Never use an aluminum ladder for a flotation device, no matter how inviting they look. While you can use a ladder to spread mustard on your hot dogs, it is probably best not to. Never stand on the top of a stepladder, especially if you are a female and doubly especially if you are wearing a dress and triple especially if you are going commando. Ok, here’s a thought, why, if you are not supposed to step on the top of a ladder, do they put a top on in the first place? And why is it everything you... Sign in to see full entry.

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