Warped thoughts: Batting practice

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Batting practice

My real intention is to drive you batty and that does take some practice. I’ll warm up with this one. I went to an auction but I only listened, you could say I was an auction ear. Sort of. It would be terrible to be the rump roast inspector, at best you would always be getting behind in your work. Now if that isn’t slap stick, I’ll slap you with a stick, yes the one you can’t shake at things. Slipshod slapstick, now there’s a concept, an oxymoron and a redundancy all rolled into one. I wonder,... Sign in to see full entry.

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