Warped thoughts: What about won’t?

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

What about won’t?

Contraction compaction reaction gaining traction. Say that once real fast. We all know about ain’t. My grade school teacher used to say, “ain’t ain’t a word because ain’t ain’t in the dictionary. Well, it probably is now, damn liberals anyway. While we generally accept ain’t as a contraction, it’s really a contradiction since it isn’t contracting anything. Unless, as I’ve heard it is a contraction of aresn’t. Are is not? No, I don’t think so. But what about it’s second cousin, won’t? Look... Sign in to see full entry.

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