Thursday, February 21, 2008
The abominable Loch Ness snowman
I may be mixing my metaphors, usually I like to mix bourbon and water. That always helps with meting my mixaphors. Police arrested an English teacher for exposing himself, he was charged with improper use of a dangling preposition. The U.S. Navy blasted an uncontrolled spy satellite to smithereens. Now space is full of uncontrolled smithereens. Should one crash to the ground near you, call the space smithereens hot line and be sure to wash your hands. Identification of these fragments should be...
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