How do you put your pants on?
Don’t tell me one leg at a time, how mundane is that? I do this with great regularity, I set back on the bed and pull my pants over both legs at once. Why? Just so if someone says, “I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else”, I can say, “well, I put mine on both legs at once!” Then you can make up some fanciful story about using a trampoline to bounce up and jump into your pants or maybe about hanging them on the clothes line and jumping off the roof into them. Of course you... Sign in to see full entry.