Tuesday, August 21, 2018


I don’t usually like giving advice, because I can normally see the listeners eyes glazing over as they say ‘Oh Yeah, that sounds interesting.’ Just before they nod off. But I found this out accidentally and I thought you might be interested. If you don’t like taking advice, switch off - NOW. My... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 20, 2018

A Funeral Poem

I had a really exciting birthday weekend - I was at two funerals. One of them had the following ode in the welcoming bulletin. I quite liked it. We thought of you today We thought of you with love today But that is nothing new We thought about you yesterday And days before that too We think of you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 17, 2018


Did you read about NASA’s flight to the sun being delayed because of technical difficulties? They forgot their suncream. And on the other end of the thermometer, our President is freezing out Canada in North America’s NAFTA talks. Why do I get the strange feeling that Canada won’t particularly... Sign in to see full entry.


According to the American Heart Association, sex causes the same strain on the heart as walking up 2 flights of stairs. This info surprises me, I would have thought it was the same strain as running a marathon, but I suppose it depends on how randy you are at the time. Anyway, to get back to the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 10, 2018

Does Re-Cycling include Reusable Condoms?

I was just thinking about that herd of cows that helped the police to corner a fugitive. What if they need the cattle as witnesses? Will they have to build a bigger courtroom, or perhaps the cattle will just have to elect a spokescow? Just reading about all the global & national tiffs and tariffs, a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 9, 2018

P.S Post Script between the News and the Sermon

Permissible Normally it takes me about 15 minutes to finish this crossword. Not that I’m bragging you understand. Previously, before my mind started wandering off when it felt like it, I used to attempt to solve the crossword in an upmarket daily newspaper (trying unsuccessfully to make myself look... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

Cows, Rockets, Mustangs and Solar Power

Wait a minute! NASA are going to blast off a solar probe to give us Earthlings the closest look yet at the sun. Save a few million dollars, guys, and just come and sit in our backyard. And a herd of cows helped the cops to arrest a fleeing suspect? Seemingly the cattle followed her, probably telling... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 7, 2018


I don’t see that much has changed during my perfunctory absence from reality. Although I notice that another word has been added to the ‘climate change’ doctrine. The word? ‘Irreversible’. Now there’s a word that sends shafts of fear into your heart, unless you’re about 90 years old and don’t give a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 29, 2018

Have a Smug Smile as your Pulse is Checked

There is a paucity of laughter during medicals, but it is possible to have a giggle during a pulse check. Let me explain one of my many, myriad of maniacal means of doing so - methodically. Do I detect a trend? First of all have a road accident, causing road rash. During the accident ensure that... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

When did ‘MORE Take Over?

What’s with this ‘more proud; more bright; more dull; more high -take over? Is it laziness? Or should I say, ‘is it more lazy?’ Guys! Do you find yourself correcting news readers and other TV announcers every time they say something like ….. More high……more low…...more fat…….more thin? What happened... Sign in to see full entry.

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