Saturday, February 23, 2019

When was the last time you stood on a dime?

I can’t make up my mind if this is real news or we are being conned big style? Recently, fossilized footprints were discovered on an island somewhere, probably Easter island or Fall island or somewhere like that. The footprints are from the Permian period, 300 million years ago - I think I was still... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 22, 2019

Montana Learns How to Say - EH?

This is priceless. Montana is contemplating selling itself to Canada for $1 Trillion - I don’t know if that’s American or Canadian. There is a condition, however - Prime Minister Trudeau must remain Prime Minister. My Canadian offspring has a better idea. She suggests that Quebec and Montana join... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Send My Nobel Peace Prize to DunThat ℅ Blogit

My Canadian daughter advised me to log in to see a truck convoy encircling Mr Trudeau. The truckers are calling out things like ‘bury that pipeline, we need a pipeline’. Let me see if I have this right. Alberta produces crude oil, the sale of which amounts to 10% of Canada’s GDP. Being short of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 18, 2019

Iceberg Harvest Time??

First of all, I couldn’t understand the headline. ‘ Thieves broke into a warehouse and stole 30,000 liters of water.’ Who, in their right mind, would steal water? Why steal it; just stand outside with a bucket and it will come to you. Then I read that it was iceberg water, so I supposed that it... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Do You Care?

You know how it goes. Your driving along with your mind switched off. You’ve driven this route 30,602 times, not that your counting - or bored, and every 15 minutes or so, the news interrupts the inane music. The newsreader, male or female, reads the news in a sing song voice, or the most irritating... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 15, 2019

This Week’s Chokes & Giggles

I was talking to MBH about her not hearing me and my having to repeat myself so often “Apart from being slightly deaf, my hearing is perfect.” And she was quite indignant about it. _______________ I was trying to find a word, but by mistake I began the sentence in the conversation with MBH. Me: “I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

A Saving of 5 minutes?

Did you read about the guy who is suffering from some type of bone density disease and now needs a walker to go anywhere. Being of a stubborn disposition, he decided to get used to the walker and start walking with it. He got so good, that he began to walk for miles and then more miles. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Sorry Embryo, You’ll have to decide NOW

Politics is something I tend to stay well away from in my scribbles. There are so many points of view and beliefs and I would definitely end up insulting someone, but this was just shouting at me. It seems to have reached the stage in this modern world where everybody is guilty of something, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 8, 2019

Yet Another Up & Down Day

I was so excited. Imagine being told first thing on a Friday morning that I’d won $8 million on the 645, whatever that is. I was so excited that I can’t even remember how much I had to send in order to get the $8 mill sent to me. I immediately told the lady my address was 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 7, 2019

What’s Going On?

Yesterday was a strange day, if it actually existed. I was at hospital where my neurologist told me I wasn’t yet insane, but my radiologist told me to try never to stop breathing. “I’ll try my best to follow your advice,” I said. On the way home I saw my first ever coyote. It was a lot bigger than I... Sign in to see full entry.

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