Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Duh! I’m Such a Dickhead

Thanks R/P. Instead of floundering about and feeling sorry for myself, I attacked this damn machine. I tried clicking on the ‘expand’ button and then that new one….em….’pinned Items’ and guess what. OneDrive is there on the left hand side of the screen instead of along the bottom, and the fairy tale... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 28, 2019


Seriously, who knows? A glacier is melting in the Arctic and land is coming to light - land that hasn’t seen sunshine for 120,000 years?? Even I’m not that old, so how do the scientists know? - just a jocular throwaway question, guys and gals, Honest, I do know how. How what? I don't know.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 25, 2019

Would You Hire Her?

and by the way, have a jolly Burns night Did you read about the woman who turned up at Microsoft for a job interview ….a month early. 18th January instead of 18th February. We can’t make up our minds in this household whether she should be hired for her eagerness or bypassed for her stupidity. What... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 24, 2019


246 Faith jumped out of bed and dressed quickly. She hurried out to the porch. Her Grandad was already there, Grandads never seemed to sleep. He was still muttering about fairy cats and lions. Faith pretended not to see him, and quietly walked to her end of the porch. She sat down and peered down... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

25 Best Countries, Snowflakes and Snow Plows

No I can’t remember which country won the gold, and even if I did remember I wouldn’t want to spoil the ending for you. Sorry if the heading mislead you. What I wanted to mention was the the photography. Each of the 25 countries had a photograph of the country in question, and the photographs were... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Thank Goodness for the Moon

My computer has an introductory screenshot that changes every so often. I’m always being asked whether or not I like a particular view, and to let the company know my likes or dislikes. I always ignore it. It’s just like wallpaper and who notices wallpaper - do they still have wallpaper these days?... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 19, 2019


276 That night, Faith didn’t sulk when her Mum told her it was bedtime. Her Mum was surprised at that, but she was not surprised when Faith told her she was thirsty, and asked for a small glass of milk. “I told you. If you stayed out in the sun so long, you were bound to get thirsty.” She scolded.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 18, 2019

Finally, The Blinding Flash of Understanding

Why men sway from side to side. It’s one of those things that has always niggled - until last night. I was watching an old Jeopardy program, when the answer crashed thru my thick skull. The male contestant in the center position was doing the left, right, left, right, prance, and it looked so out of... Sign in to see full entry.

Anthems - Marches or Ballads?

It appears the previous post was not exactly a resounding success; seemingly I crossed a line. Here goes another line crossing. Having been coerced by both American and Canadian grandchildren to attend ice hockey games - what was that? Oh sorry, I’m being disowned here by my Canadian grandchild -... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 17, 2019

Eire’s Aching Backed Masturbator?

Did you read about the Irishman with back pain who decided that self-insemination was the cure to his agony? Yes, you read it correctly - self insemination. I cast my mind back to the time I broke my spine. No, I couldn’t remember calling out, “Quick, I need a Porn Mag and a Hypodermic before I... Sign in to see full entry.

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