Webster's Was Wrong, Here's The Real Meaning!

Monday, August 9, 2004

PROFANITY ...

Profanity (n.) - [pro-fan-it-ee] The linguistic crutch of inarticulate bastards. Sign in to see full entry.

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REALITY ...

Reality (n.) - [ree-al-it-ee] A crutch for people who can't face drugs. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 8, 2004

HARDWARE: ...

Hardware (n.) - [hard-where] The parts of a computer system that can be kicked. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 2, 2004

STRESS ...

Stress (n.) - [stres] The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living crap out of some butthead who desperately needs it. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

CONSCIENCE ...

Conscience (n.) - [kahn-shuns] The part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 26, 2004

POLITICS ...

Politics (n.) - [pall-ih-tiks] From the words 'poly' meaning 'many' and 'ticks' as in 'small, blood-sucking parasites'. Sign in to see full entry.

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DIPLOMACY ...

Diplomacy (n.) - [dip-low-muh-see] The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip. Sign in to see full entry.

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