Sunday, August 8, 2004
How To Grow Your Own Dope: ...
Grow your own dope. Plant a man.
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Tuesday, August 3, 2004
Sing Women Can't Fart (this one's a little harsh) ...
Single women can't fart. They don't get assholes until they marry.
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Monday, August 2, 2004
Never has a 'play on words' been more true...and sickening!!! ...
For every girl with a curve there are several men with angles.
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Who wants equality?! I want to rise above!!! ...
A woman who strives to be equal to a man lacks ambition.
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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
A Line For All Your Ex's ...
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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Monday, July 26, 2004
There Are Easier Things In Life ...
There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing jello to a tree, for instance.
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A Man Is Like Fine Wine ...
A man is like fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.
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