Friday, September 10, 2004
A Man's Penis Is Nothing To Laugh At!...(*snicker*)
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
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Thursday, September 9, 2004
Homemaker's Lesson #1 ...
Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it.
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Wednesday, September 8, 2004
Men Are Pros At Faking It ...
Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
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Tuesday, September 7, 2004
The Whole Species of Men Could Use A Blood Donation! ...
God gave all men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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Lend A Helping Hand... Or Not ...
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
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Saturday, September 4, 2004
Men And War... Made For Each Other ...
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
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Thursday, September 2, 2004
A World Without Men ...
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. - Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander
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Thursday, August 12, 2004
A Small Step For Man, A Giant Step For Womankind!
If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send all of 'em?
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Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Who Will Win The Battle Of The Sexes? ...
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger
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Monday, August 9, 2004
Men Are Like Trains: ...
Never chase after a man or a train - another one will always come along.
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