Sunday, September 19, 2004
A Little Advice For All The Married Women Out There...
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
The Difference Between Men And Women - Finally Explained!!!
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Friday, September 17, 2004
A Tip For All The Men About The Statement "When Are You Due?"
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
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Jesus Was A Typical Man ...
Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again.
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Thursday, September 16, 2004
Why Women ALWAYS Get The Last Word: ...
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
A Speculation About The Worries Of Men And Women:
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
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Men Must Opress Women - Otherwise They Won't Look As Good!
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Guys Are Like Roses (another surprising metaphor)...
Guys are like roses. You've got to watch out for the pricks.
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Sunday, September 12, 2004
6 Inches? No Way! Somebody Get The Measuring Tape!...
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Out With The Old, In With The New! ...
The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't mature. Marry a younger one."
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