Friday, January 9, 2009
Jan 9th
Aries March 21 - April 19 After hearing a new David Cook Song, your spouse will stab you to death and eat your corpse. Taurus April 20 - May 20 A crafty door-to-door salesman will weave his silver-tongued magic about you, leaving you with the world's largest collection of sea monkeys. Gemini May 21...
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