Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Dec 16th
Aries March 21 - April 19 In memory of your beloved Aunt, open fire on innocent patrons of a fast-food restaurant. Taurus April 20 - May 20 Your triumphant exit from the worst job you've ever had is spoiled when a wino drenches you in flammable vodka vomit and sets you on fire with a menthol...
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