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Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Tips for High School Athletes

As America's teens return to class, they return to the playing fields as well. Onion Sports prepares them for what may be the greatest time in their lives. Don't just automatically take the steroids your coach gives you. Shop around for the ones that are best for you. If you've been running outside... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 6, 2014

Tips for Dating in The Current Market

If you're single, there's never been a better time to look for someone special. Dating standards are at record lows, which means it's a daters market! Here are a few tips on how to meet a romantic partner with the new lower dating standards: 1) Go up to anyone, wherever you are, whatever they look... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Tips on How to Prevent Your Website From Being Hacked

Well, firing your IT person is certainly not a bad place to start. Create safe passwords by only using the trustworthy letters and numbers. Reduce interest in your website by cutting down on stories about very popular subjects, such as Syria. Move site to a new web address every few minutes. Shoot... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 3, 2014

How to Protect Yourself Against Ebola

This week saw the first confirmed case of Ebola virus within the United States, the latest development in an outbreak that has already claimed over 3,000 lives. Here are some ways you can protect yourself against this deadly disease: Boil all bodily fluids before consumption. Regularly examine your... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Tips for not accidently killing your girlfriend

In today’s fast-paced world, it seems like just about any guy can accidentally kill his girlfriend at virtually any time. Here are some easy strategies to avoid inadvertently murdering your significant other: Be sure to avoid firing a gun in the general direction of your girlfriend, regardless of... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Worst Selling Halloween Costumes

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Nation braces for 13 more weeks of coworkers talking about fantasy football

WASHINGTON—Steeling themselves for another long workday of incessant commentary about points accumulated by kickers or the performance of a particular sleeper, citizens nationwide braced Monday for 13 more weeks of listening to coworkers talk about their fantasy football teams. “I just have to make... Sign in to see full entry.

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