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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Decorating Your Home For The Holidays

Families around the nation are putting up trees, stringing up lights, and hanging mistletoe to make their homes warm, welcoming, and festive for the holidays. Here are some tips for decorating your home: Evoke classic Christendom by placing cantaloupe “Turk heads” on spikes outside your windows. If... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Tips For Traveling Over The Holidays

You never know when you’ll get stranded at an airport or train station, so make sure you don’t go hungry by packing two large burlap sacks full of steak meat and apples. Exchange knowing glances with the TSA agent. You’re one of the good ones. You get it. Be sure to keep your travel agent’s number... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Tips For A Healthy Pregnancy

Pregnancy is a challenging time for any expectant mother, but eating well, getting prenatal care, and being active are all ways that women can stay healthy and feel great. Here are some tips for having a problem-free pregnancy: Practice positive psychology by announcing your pregnancy before it... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Tips For Finding A Suspected Terrorist

Invest millions of dollars into signs that say, “If You See Something, Say Something.” Put a phone number on those signs. Wait for phone to ring and the information to come pouring in. Be straight with potential suspects and ask them point-blank, “Are you a terrorist?” People tend to come clean if... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Tips For Throwing The Perfect Halloween Party

Americans around the nation are buying costumes, stocking up on candy, renting scary movies, and decorating their homes for spooky Halloween parties. Here are some tips for throwing the perfect Halloween bash: Decide beforehand if you want to throw a costume party or one that won’t be a huge burden... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Tips For Securing The U.S.–Mexico Border

Destroy America’s financial, manufacturing, and healthcare sectors, limiting the amount of reasons to ever come in Place one traffic cone right in front of the existing border fence Impeach President Barack Obama On the Mexico side of the border, have a film projector constantly showing what daily... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Tips For Fixing The Nation’s Education System

Public schools throughout the nation continue to contend with budget shortfalls and insufficient classroom resources, while U.S. test scores remain far behind those of many other developed nations. Here are measures that can be taken to fix America’s troubled education system: Discourage teacher... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Tips For Making A Political Comeback

After the bad thing you did is first uncovered, try not to keep doing that bad thing. Forcing the loved ones you’ve hurt through your own selfish indiscretions to back you publicly probably can’t hurt. Constrict the pharyngeal muscles, depress the lip corners, pucker the brows, and innervate facial... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Tips For Decorating Your Home For Halloween

Taping an inexpensive skeleton or pumpkin cutout to your door is the perfect way to let neighbors know you don’t have your life together. It’s actually really easy to make cobwebs by dying your hair white and ripping it out. Have you considered a large air-blown inflatable lawn decoration of a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Tips for Passing Gun Control Laws

Write gun control legislation. Pass gun control legislation. Before voting on gun control bill, try, if you can, to remember any recent examples in which guns have been used to kill innocent people. Acknowledge that it’s going to be hard to buck the pressure of the high-powered gun lobby, but not... Sign in to see full entry.

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