Aries Your recent feelings of worthlessness are rooted in your desire to help people. Go to the jailhouse and bail out a paperboy killer. Taurus Your "exploding testicles" trick proves a surefire way to impress women, but you can only do it once. Gemini You can drag yourself out of the financial... Sign in to see full entry.
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