Aries Everything you attempt this week will end in failure, which is a considerable improvement over that one week last year when everything ended in multiple births. Taurus You will be unable to have anything more than a simple Platonic relationship, so long as you resemble a simple Platonic solid.... Sign in to see full entry.
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