Aries Certain events of this week will serve to correct your misconception that salt is a good thing to rub in wounds. Taurus Your approaching birthday will make it harder and harder to stop imagining your parents busy conceiving you. Gemini Having a rusty spigot forcibly implanted in your abdomen... Sign in to see full entry.
Today's Horoscope:
By davideskin - E-mail this page - Add to My Favorites - Add to Blog List - See other blogs in Humor
About this Blog
Humorous horoscopes that keep things "real".
Recent Entries
People
Links
Previous: (No subject) - New Entries - Next: (No subject)