Wergle Flomp Submission
Below is my entry in the 2005 Wergle Flomp Free Poetry Contest, which is designed to " seek the best parody poem that has been sent to a 'vanity poetry contest' as a joke." As per the rules, I entered the poem in the poetry.com on-line contest before sending it to Wergle Flomp. Even if I don’t win... Sign in to see full entry.