Thursday, September 14, 2006
Queen says Goodbye to Blogit!
The Queen has decided (for financial and othr geopolitical reasons) to leave Blogit! I would like to thank the following for all their support and encouragement:- YPunday,Tanga, Mariam, BrightIrish, MCBreeze, saul relative,HsanNedgo, Fionajean, Shans-i-Heartsong, Root 05, Taps, Balanche01 and Justi....
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Queen sings some Baetles songs!
They were enjoying the delicious pasta with 'porcini' mushrooms to be followed by stuffed green peppers which the Press Secretary had prepared. It was all washed down with a good 'Aglianico' wine from the south. They were idly surmising about how Lady Macca was going to get a quarter of Sir Paul...
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Monday, September 11, 2006
Queen finds a virus!
"Aaargh!" shouted the Queen. The Press Secretary found her at her computer in a blue fit. "What are these scantily dressed girls doing on MY computer?" she demanded. The Press Secretary calmly explained- "Must be spyware.... very insidious.... it is a sort of virus and can infect your computer with...
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Saturday, September 9, 2006
Queen considers some investments
The Queen looked sadly at the chipped sugar bowl as they sat in the castle courtyard enjoying a real cup of coffee. To think of all the beautiful sugar bowls there had been in all her palaces, now confiscated by the NERD government and put on show for the gaping public! She shuddered. "We should be...
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Friday, September 8, 2006
Queen follows civil war
"What is the latest on the civil war?" asked the Queen. The Press Secretary was so relieved that the 'other' Queen had disppeared from the papers, that he replied flippantly "Knives are out, Brown and Blair said to have had a fierce row... lots of cartoons with Blair as a kamikaze and about to blow...
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Monday, September 4, 2006
Queen is censored for her own good!
Problems... problems. The Press Secretary shuddered as he looked at the Press that morning. Both Italian and NERD papers were absolutely full of the new Frears film 'The Queen'! It had been greeted with 15 minutes applause at the Venice Film Festival and Helen Mirren was in the running for a major...
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Friday, September 1, 2006
Queen shrugs it off.
They looked at the web site. The Queen shook her head vigorously and said imperiously: "There is no way we can buy a SUV like that- it would not even fit in the Castle driveway". " Click, click" said PC. He seemed to be going out of his mind. "Is there some connection with the food and the car.......
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Queen is concerned about her husband.
PC was traumatised. The experience of watching his favourite politician Mr.B. falling from the sky had left a deep scar on his psyche. He was not sleeping and he had even given up making stupid jokes. He seemed to have a fear of trees, refused to eat and would not even drink Italian coffee. "What's...
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
The Queen loses her husband.
They left as quickly as they decently could. Over the bridge, thanked the green blanketed guide and headed for the car park. It was at that point that the Press Secretary raised the alarm. PC had disappeared!! “Where can he be?” the Queen demanded testily. “Perhaps he went to rescue Mr.B-they get on...
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
The Queen is shocked!
The plane climbed higher and higher, the banner becoming a dragon's tail. It seemed as if the pilot had heard the nasal commands and for a moment, they thought the show was over. They were walking over the old bridge and ready to resume the tour when suddenly the guide shouted through the megahone...
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