Praying to God

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Enquiry about my next door neigbour

Dear God, I was just wondering whether you could let me know how much longer my next door neighbour is going to live for. It's not that I hate her and her entire family or anything, because I do. But more than that I hate her garden, which as you've probably noticed is less of a garden and more of a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Praying for Feline Help

Dear God, Hi how are you? Fine I hope. I am writing to you to see whether ye would be good enough to grant me a miracle. There's this cat that comes into my house every night and eats all of my cats ' food. I have tried loads of different ways of deterring the intruding cat but neither of them... Sign in to see full entry.

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