Friday, September 26, 2008
Caged Bird
Alison Kraus, her dulcet toned voice flipping from a gentle blue-grass version of "Down By The River To Pray" to her powerful vocal backup of legendary Robert Plant, who earlier in the evening said the combination of about eight different genres of music came together and so far had escaped being labeled so far. He just called it "Smokin". Indeed, it was that, indeed it was. Surreal, actually watching these two legends together on one stage, after listening to their voices coming from my...
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Dinner Out
"> As my bride of many years greeted me one evening, her voice blasted through the door, "Guess what?!" I always take a deep breath on that very leading question. "What?" I asked. "I just won a sales contest at work and the prize is dinner for two at the new fancy restaurant down by the riverfront!" Her excitement was contagious. We knew the restaurant was posh, because we could only understand parts of the menu. "See? I told you there would be a place for me to wear my new spring outfit," she...
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Friday, September 5, 2008
The Dress
You may have read this story before but I think it bears repeating. Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks...
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Top 10 Reasons Eve was Created
10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote. 8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve get one for him. 7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself. 6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember...
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Saturday, August 30, 2008
Orgy in Old Folks Home!
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
LIfe's About to Change
After this Labor Day Weekend, we start a new chapter in our marriage and lives. Jay had to close his beautiful studio and he will be home, full time, with ME! It had been a bitch trying to pay our mortgage, our rent, our health insurance on today's economy as a sole proprietor business owner. We made a lot of money, but it didn't rest in our hand for very long. It just got passed on to our debtors. In fact, the last ten years have been a real struggle. We have lived month to month, just...
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Can't Decide WHO to Vote For?
I was pondering this very question when the internet provided the answer to all my problems! Vote for my husband if you want the best decorated for Christmas White House ever -- by the new first Lady, CEE! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay! Vote for Jay!
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Monday, August 25, 2008
Gimme a Man After Midnight
Women are supposed to be independent and able to be self-sufficient. "You don't need a man to complete you." That brings to mind the statement, "That only goes so far." It's been a looooong time since I had to even think about not having a man sharing my bed -- a man to chase away the shadows till the break of the dawn -- that's one luxury of life I'm loathe to give up! Every time I hear this song, I reminded of when I first joined Blogit, December 21, 2005. Lustorlove finally had enough of my...
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Installing a Husband
INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as * Romance 9.5 and * Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as * NBA 5.0, * NFL 3.0 and * Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer...
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Saturday, August 2, 2008
Love Never Dies
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