Tuesday, November 30, 2004
sorry this is all in lowercase, but i have a bum wing
i wasn't going to post again until i had two working appendages, but if i don't share this i think i will burst. i just opened a letter from my son's school. it seems that he has been chosen student of the month for the month of november. if this letter had been sent in regards to my daughter it...
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Monday, November 22, 2004
My Plan Worked To a Tee
My previous blog was a honey of a hoax. It was a well orchestrated ploy, a gem of a stratagem designed with one purpose in mind. I had to find a way to bring Hollee back, and knew that a blog haling the wonder that is man would do it. I knew that if I chose the perfect subject that I could take her...
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Sunday, November 21, 2004
What Would Hollee Write?
Oh the pressure! I always thought that I performed well under pressure until our friend Hollee asked me to care for her blogs while she was away getting her new hilltop manor prepared for habitation. What a responsibility I was presented with. All that she has to do is move a few boxes and scrub a...
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Friday, November 19, 2004
Attention All Bloggers... this means you!
I have struck a bargain with everyone’s favorite Viking. I am now acting as Alf’s mentor, coach, trainer, accountant, lawyer, secretary, security specialist and all around good buddy. The necessity for this new alliance became apparent recently when the big Swede’s (ssshhh Alf, I know that you’re...
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004
The Worst Date That I Ever Had (Or The Best)
Call me a copydog, but Alf’s latest post got me to thinking about some of the dates that I went out on prior to being married. Some were dreadful, some pretty good, some were funny. Quite a few were just plain scary. But one in particular took the cake. My family moved right before I started high...
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Sunday, November 14, 2004
A Tribute To America and Americans
I actually wrote this last Friday for Veteran's Day, wasn't sure that I wanted to post it because there are 'real' names in it. My intention is not to anger or hurt anyone. I write in tribute... I was not born a patriot. In my home we did not wave the flag and wax patriotic. As far as I was...
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Saturday, November 13, 2004
Questions That Boggle My Mind!
I have way too much time on my hands and so sometimes I find myself mulling over questions that a normal person couldn't possibly fathom. Such as: Who do you suppose was the first person to eat an oyster? Now don't get me wrong I love oysters and clams. For that matter I love crustaceans of all...
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Friday, November 12, 2004
Does Misery Really Love Company?
I don’t know about any of you, but I know that when I’m miserable the last thing on earth that I want is company. No, when I’m miserable I want to be left alone to savor my misery all by myself. I want to roll in it, wallow in it, let it wash over me like a hot shower. I don’t want to share it with...
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Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Just Wanted To Share This
Last night I got a phonecall from my nephew Matthew right before I went to bed, on my sofa because of that damn mouse! Anyway, all he wanted was to say goodnight. You see friends my nephew Matthew has Downs Syndrome. The thing is though, he is so normal that sometimes I forget. He is twelve years...
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Tuesday, November 9, 2004
I've Decided To Stay
I'm not sure what it is that I want to say here except thank you to all of my friends who convinced me how much I like this place. It's not too often that I make a good decision because I am normally a stubborn, pigheaded bastard. And threats of violence (Hollee and Whammy) tend to make me even more...
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