Sunday, September 19, 2004
I looked in the mirror today, and I didn't recognize myself.
I was going "out" today with my husband. We dropped My Baby off at my mom's and we were gonna make a day of it. I took the opportunity, as I rarely ever do, to "pretty myself up" and put on some makeup. I walked into the bathroom and sat down in front of the mirror and looked at myself. I don't...
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
Why I Won't Become A Jehovah's Witness
Personally, I don't have anything against Jehovah's Witnesses. But when they ring my doorbell at 8 o'clock on a saturtday morning, even before I open the door I am filled with annoyance. Then when I open the door and expect a salesman that is exactly what I get - except, they do not want my money,...
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Monday, September 13, 2004
Government Conspiracies?...Not So Far-Fetched!
Need further proof that the government is watching your every move? Need something other than the Patriot Act to complain about? For all of you who want one more thing to be paranoid about, read this. It makes you think about how close the government actually is to you and keeping tabs on your every...
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Sunday, September 12, 2004
A Joke For Those With A Sick Sense Of Humor (click at your own risk).......
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Keeping her in her chair. (everyone alltogether now: eeeeewwwwwww!!!)
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Friday, September 10, 2004
Need a stupid joke this morning? How bout one about Martha Stewart?
So Martha Stewart just released her new chicken soup recipe: First she boils the chicken, and then she throws away the stalk/stock hehe. that's all.
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Saturday, September 4, 2004
Quote for moms ...
The torment that so many young women know, bound hand and foot by love and motherhood, without having forgotten their former dreams. ~Simone de Beauvoir
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Thursday, September 2, 2004
True Saxon... proud or racist?
My husband thinks a cool brand name for a clothing company would be True Saxon or True Anglo (as in anglo-saxon, or white)... My first thought is that it's a pretty racist idea.... but I can see how it might be appealing as there are not a whole lot of positive images for todays white culture. And I...
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Oh Brother! ...
A penguin walks into a bar, he goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?". The barman asks "What does he look like?".
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Life Is A Test ...
Life is a test..... do you pass? At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...having friends. At age 16, success is...having a driver's license. At age 20, success is...having sex. At age 35, success is...having money. At age 50, success is...having money. At age 60,...
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Thursday, August 19, 2004
My Username Acronym - Inspired By Friar__Tuck
D Delicious E Earthy V Virile O Odd N Natural Name / Username: Name Acronym Generator From Go-Quiz.com
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