Speaking my mind...:

"Who are you?" asked Shadow. "Okay," she said. "Good question. I'm the idiot box. I'm the TV. I'm the all-seeing eye and the world of the cathode ray. I'm the boob tube. I'm the little shrine the family gathers to adore." "You're the televison? Or someone in the television?" "The TV's the alter, I'm... Sign in to see full entry.