The Joke Is On Big V

Monday, February 20, 2017

Gold - Silver, It's One of Those... Right?

While attending a Marriage Weekend Conference, a couple listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?” The husband leaned over, touched... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

I Demand A Divorce!

A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Ralph in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Ralph?” she asks the angry man. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Length DOES Matter

An elderly lady friend of mine called me this morning and asked if I knew anything about cars. I told her that at one time, I owned five race cars, so yes, I knew a little bit about cars. She asked me if I knew where she could buy a new oil dipstick. I asked her if hers had fell out somehow. She... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Just Trying To Be Helpful

* If you see someone sitting alone and crying, pat them on the back and ask if it is because of their haircut. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Public Announcement

* I don't care how much you like the smell of the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Yeah, It's Terrible

SERIOUSLY? You will not believe what just happened. I was pulling into the gas station and when I got out of the car, I noticed these two County Deputies looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and was like.. hmm what an idiot! and with the police right there too! So I went in... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

The Missing Wife

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Sheriff: Height? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sheriff: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sheriff:... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Poor Sue!

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train.” “Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Ain't It The Truth!

* After all of these years, sometimes I wake up and look at my wife sleeping peacefully beside me and think, "Man, is she lucky! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Tuesday Evening - 7PM

I'm thinking about starting a meeting of people who suffer from OCD. I don't think there will actually be a meeting. I'm hoping they just come in, see the mess and start cleaning! Sign in to see full entry.

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