The Joke Is On Big V

Sunday, December 31, 2017

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number? Sign in to see full entry.

That's Some Important Info

Deep in the heart of Georgia, a young man came running into a store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba freaked out, trying to see if his truck was still in sight and then asked, “Did y’all see who it was?" The young man answered, “I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

The owner of a deep south golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 29, 2017

Cheese It, It's The Cops!

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view... Sign in to see full entry.

I Always Knew There Was A Reason

There is a reason why baby diapers have brand names such as “Luvs” and “Huggies”, while undergarments for old people are called “Depends.” When babies soil their pants, people are still gonna Luv’em and Hug’em. When old people do the same thing, it “Depends” on who’s in the will! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

The only thing that "Flat Earthers" fear is sphere itself! Sign in to see full entry.

Again, Slightly Risque (No Bad Words)

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and... Sign in to see full entry.

Maybe Grumpy?

I rear-ended a car this morning and it was not a pleasant scene. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said ‘I am NOT Happy!’ So I said, ‘Well, which one ARE you then?’ Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer, you know, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 25, 2017


Last year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. This year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight ended Sign in to see full entry.

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