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Monday, April 3, 2017

Woman, Spare That Two by Four!

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Thinking she had to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Don't Use The Valet Service!

A homeless guy came up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the homeless guy asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.” The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Wait Your Turn!

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 31, 2017

My Lips Are Sealed

* My wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

The Wheels Gotta Keep On Rolling

Most hospital now have regulations requiring a wheel chair for patients being discharged, however while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

I Forget

* Now that I’m older, my memory is a mighty fortress. Nothing seems to penetrates it. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

I See

Just had a new guy move in next door. He only stands about four foot, two incles tall. We can never each other see eye to eye. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 27, 2017

She's From Downstairs

Husband sends a text message to his wife: Honey, I was hit by a car as I was coming out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head was very hard, but fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury. I have three... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Nah, I'll Pass

* I've been putting a lot of thought into this situation, and I don't think that this 'being an adult' stuff is going to work for me. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Poor Ol' Spot

A group of friends from a local poker club wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. One of the ladies of the house would prepare the meal each weekend. When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have... Sign in to see full entry.

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