The Joke Is On Big V

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Call The Cops!

A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

This May Or May Not Help

For those that missed the new regulations concerning Daylight Savings Time, there is this addition to the 2017 law. Don't forget to set your bathroom scale back ten pounds. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Emma!

My joke today is brought to you by the Klowns at YouTube! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 20, 2017

In A Nutshell!

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented, but.... oh darn it... I forgot where I was going with this. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Tofu Recipe

I was always told that 'Tofu' was good for me and I should try to eat more of it. Well, being the through fellow I am, I did some research and I happily post my recipe for Tofu. Two Steps to Prepare Tofu 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some steaks. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Sweet!

I went with my cousin to a candy convention and the next thing I know, we are surrounded by police. I'm not sure exactly what happened but apparently my cousin had a couple Twix up his sleeve and we got away. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Working It!

I decided to spend some time at the gym to begin to shape up to attract a few ladies. I went into the office of the gym manager to ask her what machines I should hit to accomplish my goal. After a minute of studing me, she told me, "I'd start with the ATM." Hmmmm. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

It Was A Short Trip

Some say I've become a bit mentally unstable. I'm not sure about that, but I can say that senility has been a smooth transition for me. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Things Are Good... Really!

* I think I'll stick an "Out of Order" sign on my forehead and call it a day. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

It's Science

* A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it to them. Sign in to see full entry.

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