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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

First And Long

I was always a fan of the Dallas Cowboys as a kid and their coach, Tom Landry, was my hero, so when I read this, it made me smile. Don Meredith, longtime Dallas Cowboys quarterback, once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Kill The Light --- PLEASE!

Deep in the back woods, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!’ Soon, a baby... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 28, 2017

I Do

* Last weekend, I lost a good friend and hiking buddy in a tragic accident. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Just To Be Nice

In light of the recent problems United Airlines has encountered, none of their competitors has taken advantage of their problems. In fact, they've been relatively nice about it. Just this morning, I saw Southwest ran this ad: We beat our competition, not our customers! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017


Elenore Roosevelt once said, "I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered, but I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: No good in bed, but fine up against a wall.” Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 24, 2017

I'm Good At It I tell Ya!

* I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Try, Try, Try Again!

“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” one buddy told another. “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” “But what if my wife finds out?” “Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her about it!” So the guy went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Just Trying To Stay Ahead

A man who had just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing a very expensive black tailored suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that he certainly looked good in the black suit he was already wearing. The widow, however, says that she... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Just A Note Before I Go (Hat Tip to Crosby, Stills, & Nash)

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day about the fact that in many languages, such as English, a double negative forms a positive, while in other languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. “However” he pointed out “in no language can a double positive form... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Just Tryin' To Help Ma'am!

A guy was in a bar and was about as drunk as its possible to get. A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he fell down. He fell down eight more times on the way to... Sign in to see full entry.

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