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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Always Look For The Right Address

A man left Wisconsin for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip in New York and planned to fly down to meet him the next day. When the man arrived in Florida, he e-mailed his wife to let her know he had arrived, but accidentally sent it to the wrong e-mail address. Instead of going... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Food For Thought

Hmmm. If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, would you then say you are independent or a narcissist? Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Now That's Incredible!

* A recent government study has proven that the average human body usually contains enough bones to make up an entire skeleton! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

The Blonde and The Cuckoo

A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the 32,000 milestone money. And as she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Wait For It!

Farmer Jack once lived on Old Springville Road, a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and got so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer Jack called the local sheriff to complain, “You’ve got to do... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

A Funny Lesson

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

A Loving Relationship Indeed!

At a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?” Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Gold - Silver, It's One of Those... Right?

While attending a Marriage Weekend Conference, a couple listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men, “Can you name and describe your wife’s favorite flower?” The husband leaned over, touched... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

I Demand A Divorce!

A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Ralph in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Ralph?” she asks the angry man. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Length DOES Matter

An elderly lady friend of mine called me this morning and asked if I knew anything about cars. I told her that at one time, I owned five race cars, so yes, I knew a little bit about cars. She asked me if I knew where she could buy a new oil dipstick. I asked her if hers had fell out somehow. She... Sign in to see full entry.

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