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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Don't Hit Me! It's Just A Joke!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice, the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Up Please!

I had to have the garage door repaired a few months back. When he got here, the repairman told me that one of my problems was that I did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Got Some Marshmellows?

A man had to have a very serious operation. When he woke up, the curtains were drawn around him, leaving him confused. He ask the nurse if it was dark outside. She came to his side and told him, "No, the building across the street is on fire. Your wife didn’t want you to think you had died." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 13, 2017

Did I Miss That on The Menu?

A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu. After the stopover, a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it, he was seated next to the minister. After the plane was airborne, to continue on its journey, drink orders were taken. The Flight... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

A Texan Meets An Englishman

A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, “What size farm do you have?” The Englishman proudly announced, “Thirty-five acres!” “Thirty-five acres?” the Texan scoffed. “Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Ponder This!

I read somewhere that when someone is about to quote a bogus fact or statistic that they preface it by saying, “I read somewhere”. I despise people who mix up there, their and they’re. It’s worse than not knowing the difference between your left and write. Have you ever noticed that every picture of... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Been Down This Road Before!

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”. Boat Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Believe It Or Not, Stuff Like This REALLY Happens!

ME: As a long time nurse, I've seen goofier stuff than this happen before! The Joke: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Hear This!

In a rural church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs” who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar….” With that, Bob got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “Bob, what do you want me to pray about for you?” Bob replied,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

I'm Not Crazy... Seriously

A guy goes into a dentist's office. The dentist says, "How can I help you?" The guy says, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "Excuse me?" The guy says again, "I'm a moth." The dentist says, "I think maybe you should be seeing a psychiatrist, not a dentist." The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist." The... Sign in to see full entry.

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