The Joke Is On Big V

Sunday, May 6, 2018

A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Do you ever get super annoyed with someone for interrupting the conversation you’re having...with yourself...in your head?...or..is that just me? Sign in to see full entry.

It's amazing how late you can show up to work if you're covered in blood. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 4, 2018

A major goal in my life is to do as little as possible and appear to be valuable. Goal reached! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Of Course Not

A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. "A cold beer for me and the cheese sandwich," he says to the bartender. "I'm sorry, sir," replies the bar man, "we don't serve food in here." Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

I may not be that good looking or athletic, talented or funny and maybe not that smart, but... ahhh.. I forgot where I was going with this. I love bacon. Ohhh... look! A dead bird! Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

A Neat Game

On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. The older man was tired, and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. But the lawyer insisted the game was a lot of fun. “Here’s how it works,” he said. “I’ll... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 23, 2018

A couple in their nineties are both having some short term memory loss. While in for a checkup, the physician says that physically they’re okay, but since they’re having trouble remembering things, they might want to start writing things down. Later that evening they’re sitting and reading, when the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed luggage at his side, all ready to go. When he was shown the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

The Old Days

Grandpa was telling his young grandson what life was like when he was a boy. "In the winter we’d ice skate on our pond. In the summer we could swim in the pond, and pick berries in the woods. We’d swing on an old tire my dad hung from a tree on a rope. And we had a pony we rode all over the farm."... Sign in to see full entry.

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