The Joke Is On Big V

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Hey... He Has A Point

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went... Sign in to see full entry.

Bigger is Better?

The lady at the bank asked me if I wanted large bills. Umm no. The ones I get in the mail are big enough. Sign in to see full entry.

Weigh To Go

I've been under a lot of stress lately and have put on some weight so I've gone on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Got It Nailed Down?

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Darn It!

I sent my photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 17, 2015

BOO!

A woman comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the house naked. So she goes to her bedroom to investigate and she finds her husband lying on the bed buck naked and sweaty. She asks, "What's going on?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Scientifically I Mean

New research found that couples who publicly share things about their relationship on Facebook are more committed to each other. Of course, they have to be, because nobody else will talk to them. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Catch This!

The International Olympic Committee has officially recognized Ultimate Frisbee as an Olympic sport. The news was greeted with excitement by thousands of guys named “Chad.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Old McDonald?

A couple who got married in Illinois on Friday has the last names Burger and King. Which makes sense because in a few years most of their conversations will end with “Fine, have it your way!” Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Hang on a moment!

Hillary Clinton says her biggest weakness is her impatience. Said the interviewer, “Mrs. Clinton, I haven’t asked you anything yet.” Sign in to see full entry.

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