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Sunday, February 8, 2015

Astrologically Speaking

My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty darn excited. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Imagine That!

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. Sign in to see full entry.

Crazy? Me?

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psychopath Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 6, 2015

A Parting Shot...

They will tell you that the pen is mightier than the sword but ya can set someone on fire with a lighter. Sign in to see full entry.

Hands Up!

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Sign in to see full entry.

Two Jokes Coutesy of My Fourteen Year Old Grandson

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Fore?!?

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. Sign in to see full entry.

The Pizza Is Here!

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week.... Sign in to see full entry.

Hair of the Dog

I was in the city the other day and found I was being followed someone yelling "Mark...Mark... Mark!" very loudly. I thought he had mistaken me for someone else. Turned out to be a dog with a hair lip. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Cops and Socks.

Cops wonder why they get a bad name. I clearly called shotgun and they still threw me in the back seat! Single white sock seeks same. Sign in to see full entry.

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