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Tuesday, August 4, 2015

H2O Lead Poisoning Possible!

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Shop At Costco

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

El Kabong!

I read an article about a woman on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asked her "first offender?" and she told him, "No.. first a Gibson... THEN a Fender!" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Moo?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat and eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Hello? Anyone There?

Amazon has introduced its own smartphone. You can tell it’s from Amazon because after you hang up with someone, the Amazon phone suggests other people you may want to call. Starbucks has introduced its new decaf soda, called Fizzio. “Fizzio” is an Italian word that means, “Tastes OK, costs too... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

It's Old... But So Am I!

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 24, 2015

Ask Me A Dumb Question.

This cop sidles up to me and asks, "Are you drinking?" annd I promptly asked, "Depends... are you buying?" We laughed and laughed. Seriously. I need bail money. Help me! Sign in to see full entry.

Give Me a Moment

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. Always looking for a new dining experience, one of the other men asked him the name of the place. After... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Answer That, Will You?

I recently had to have surgery and thought it might be a good idea if I played a little joke on the surgeon and left a note on my chest to remind him to be careful. When I woke up, I found my note had been scrubbed off and a new one had been placed there. It said: "Anyone seen my cell phone?" Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Hook A Girl Up Huh?

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at... Sign in to see full entry.

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