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Thursday, October 15, 2015

A New Venue For the Bee Gee's

I walked by my refrigerator late last night and thought I head two onions sing a Bee Gee's song, but when I opened it up to check I found it was just the chives talking. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Keeping With The Times

I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that "Instata Gram!" Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

This Is True

No matter how hard you push the envelope, it's still stationary. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Make Mine Chocolate!

I have been trying to kick dairy products but now I’ve got the milk shakes. Sign in to see full entry.

One And The Same

In Philadelphia, the Pope visited a prison. He said he couldn't believe how dirty and overcrowded it was. Then his assistant said, “We’re not there yet. This is just the Amtrak station.” Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Don't It Vlad!

Obama and Putin met for 90 minutes in New York. Putin said the talks were "surprisingly open," the most productive conversation he's ever had with someone not tied to a chair. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

What's A 100 Years Or So?

A Michigan woman became the world’s oldest person at 116. When the president called to congratulate her, she said, “Tell McKinley I’m busy.” Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Fishing For The Dream!

Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any." replied the first woman. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 5, 2015

How Far?

I'm not the kind of guy to distance himself from anything. Far from it. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Making The Best Of Their Time Together

A 91-year-old woman in Britain got engaged to her 102-year-old boyfriend, making them the oldest newlyweds in the world. They’re really happy and said they can’t wait to spend the rest of the week together. Sign in to see full entry.

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