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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The police want to interview me. Strange thing is, I never put in an application with them. Sign in to see full entry.

Will Someone Give Poor Joe A Salad?

Restaurant chain “Saladworks” files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Analysts attribute the failure to it being “a salad restaurant located in America.” Michelle Obama has banned boxed macaroni and cheese from the White House. It’s been tough on Joe Biden. He couldn’t make his wife any jewelry for... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Shuffle Off To Buffalo In The Snow!

New York state is spending $750 million on a solar plant in Buffalo. Thousands of jobs, most of them getting snow off the solar panels. Seriously? Buffalo? Dozens of NFL players will be appearing in a series of PSA's about domestic violence. No word yet on whether they’re for or against. The Obama... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Don't Monkee Around

The first thing my wife did after our marriage was to get me to put the toilet seat down. In retrospect, I really don't know why I was carrying it around with me in the first place. When my girlfriend said she was going to leave me over my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was kidding...... Sign in to see full entry.

Nun Ya Bizness

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. An Oldie But a Goodie! The Pastor entered his donkey in a local small town race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper headline... Sign in to see full entry.

Ahhh Paris!... or Maybe Disney?

The city of Paris may start fining people for taking night-time photos of the Eiffel Tower because its light show is copyrighted. That explains France’s new tourism slogan: "Go home!" A Florida man got six months in jail for stockpiling weapons just 11 miles from Disney World -- 11 miles from Disney... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Let's Get Joe Biden His Own Crown!

A New York plastic surgeon has invented enhanced 'vacation breasts' that last three weeks. That’s amazing, right? Who gets three weeks’ vacation? Obama denies he’s a king, saying, "The only guy at the White House who wears a crown is Biden when I take him to Burger King." A new book claims that... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Happy Birthday

Joe Biden’s birthday was the other day. Biden started the day with a dance party and a big piece of cake. And then he remembered it was his birthday. Justin Bieber has reportedly met with a rabbi to explore Judaism. After confering with Justin Bieber, the rabbi is exploring atheism. Charles Manson’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Hoss? Boss? Get Me A Giggle

Joe Biden will help with the 35th annual lighting of the National Menorah at the White House. Hearing that, Smokey the Bear said, “Hold my calls.” In Wisconsin, thousands of people showed up at a brewery for a holiday sale on beer. There were no survivors. The Obama administration rules that Native... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Fifty Shades of Chicken Soup

A Glasgow man was attacked in a movie theater by three rowdy women during "Fifty Shades of Grey." The police handcuffed the women, so their plan worked perfectly. Speaking of that movie, hardware stores have stocked up on rope and duct tape for the "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie. Apparently, tying up... Sign in to see full entry.

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