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Monday, November 16, 2015

A New Way Of Treating Sickness

An interesting interview with 101 year-old Hattie McDonald of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan: Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101? Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine. In the... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Wait A Minute

Very sad news today. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. The funeral will start at 8:00, 8:09, 8:18 and 8:27 am Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Just Kidding of Course!

I've been married for over 40 years but I still carry my wife's photo in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in Life, I take her picture out and stare at her face. It comforts me knowing that if I can survive being married to her that long, I can survive anything! Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

That Warm Feeling

Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really! Like a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Happy Birthday!

A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old great grandfather: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 103?" the reporter asked. He simply replied, "No peer pressure." Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Can You Hear Me Now?

A Grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The man went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 30, 2015

One For You And One For Me

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Give Me 40 Acres ...

A dying grandfather tells his grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash." The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandpa, you are SO generous! I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

My Favorite Musical Selections

Top Tunes on my Ipod "You're So Varicose Vein" by Carly Simon "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?" by the BeeGees "I Can't See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash "These Boots Give Me Arthritis" by Nancy Sinatra "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" by the Commodores "I Get By with a Little Help from... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Just Being Helpful

I just helped a really old person put their groceries in my car. Sign in to see full entry.

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