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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Scientifically I Mean

New research found that couples who publicly share things about their relationship on Facebook are more committed to each other. Of course, they have to be, because nobody else will talk to them. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Catch This!

The International Olympic Committee has officially recognized Ultimate Frisbee as an Olympic sport. The news was greeted with excitement by thousands of guys named “Chad.” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Old McDonald?

A couple who got married in Illinois on Friday has the last names Burger and King. Which makes sense because in a few years most of their conversations will end with “Fine, have it your way!” Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Hang on a moment!

Hillary Clinton says her biggest weakness is her impatience. Said the interviewer, “Mrs. Clinton, I haven’t asked you anything yet.” Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Dear!

I used to be a man trapped inside a woman's body. As bad as that was, things got even more complicated after I was born. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

An Oldie But Moldie!

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 7, 2015

It's What's For Dinner!

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem. “Stand far behind her and ask her a question, and then slowly move up and see how far away you are when she first responds.” The old man excited to finally be... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Pardon Me!

A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

H2O Lead Poisoning Possible!

A police officer called the station on his radio. "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped." "Have you arrested the woman?" "Not yet. The floor's still wet." Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Shop At Costco

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious... Sign in to see full entry.

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